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Pirates of the Danube free pdf READ THE BOOK THAT WAS BANNED IN THE MIDDLE EAST! "Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S

About David J Schmidt

David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and self-described "Huguenot" living in San Diego, CA. He was conceived in a fireworks factory at some point between 1970 and 1985. After a gestation period of unknown duration, Schmidt was born to the world of Man, only to be swiftly adopted into the world of Beast some days later. The pack of wolves that raised Schmidt during his formative years was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honour by U.S. President George W. Bush, shortly after he delivered his fated "Mission Accomplished" speech. Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie's Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007. Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, his two cats, and his indentured servant.

Details Book

Author : David J Schmidt
Publisher : Createspace
Data Published : 25 August 2012
ISBN : 1479163600
EAN : 9781479163601
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 60 pages
Age + : 15 years
Language : English
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