Football Jokes PDF ePub eBook

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Football Jokes free pdf Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.

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Author : Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
Data Published : 05 June 2014
ISBN : 1447254619
EAN : 9781447254614
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 112 pages
Age + : 5-9 years
Language : English
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