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Summer Book for Loni free pdf A must book for anyone who loves "The Emperor's New Groove." The beachcombers go from Daytona 2012 over to Saint Pete for 2013, and the results are spectacular. See America's favorite couple paint the town for three straight days. "We came to St. Pete for 3 days R

About David Feist

"David Feist is an exceptional man," says his wife Yulonda, enthusiastically. David is the best thing that ever happened to me, better than Kip on Napoleon Dynamite, even," she relates. "When he beats me at tether ball, I feel so proud of him." "David is so charming," Yulonda coos over her tropical drink. "He is a big, strong, giant-of-a- man." "I think one reason David is a great author is he never loses at Words with Friends," confesses beauty queen Sasha, who lives with the couple in stunning East Tennessee. "It is better than the Kardashians' place around here- I left that dump," she hiccups. ..".And those 'Duck Dynasty Robertsons' are too, like, "gunny" for meee-eeee." "Being celebrities is not all that it is cracked up to be. The paparazzi are always looking for that tragic flaw. (For us it is wine and good cheer.)" "I hope the media never finds out about the real us. There is probably something about us we wouldn't want people to know," worries David. "But, then, maybe there isn't. Though I do have too many people forging my signature right now. They could put my name on something ----unmentionable ----for Heaven's sake. And then what?" he deliberates. "Pawn Stars" should be able to pick up on it. I make my 'F' s a unique way. There were too many cursive movements when I was younger. We did not know WHICH styles were acceptable, and which were not." "Probably the fault of our elementary nuns. They cracked the wrong knuckles for the wrong characters. I heard there is a class-action suit against a teaching order of sisters that are all in nursing home by now." "There is a billboard about it in San Francisco on the twelve lane. Lots of exposure for that Law firm. That suit's a home run, all around. I mean what can the church do but pay out more millions for knuckle-smashing back in the sixties? Those nuns are done. Not that folks are vindictive about anything, though...Some victims have reported to their therapists about fears of rulers, and even nightmares about yard sticks smashing like pikes in medieval jousting tournaments. It's disturbing..." "Poor kids, they are still suffering over 50 years later!..." laments Sasha, sniffling, and looking for a cuddle. "The sixties are 50 years ago, right?" Sasha attempts to calculate looking skyward. Yes, Sasha, all the way to 1963, at this time. Every year you tack on one more, Sweetie.

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Author : David Feist
Publisher : Createspace
Data Published : 28 August 2013
ISBN : 1492280143
EAN : 9781492280149
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 38 pages
Age + : 15 years
Language : English
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  • Summer Book for Loni free pdfSummer Book for Loni

    . A must book for anyone who loves "The Emperor's New Groove." The beachcombers go from Daytona 2012 over to Saint Pete for 2013, and the results are spectacular. See America's favorite couple paint t