1001 Funniest Things Ever Said PDF ePub eBook

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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said free pdf Now in paperback! Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue-from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."-Rita Rudner"I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."-Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe"I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died."-Malcolm Forbes "The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'" -Bill Maher

About Steven Price

Steven D. Price is the author or editor of more than twenty-three books, including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, The 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs,

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Author : Steven Price
Publisher : The Lyons Press
Data Published : 01 April 2010
ISBN : 1599211955
EAN : 9781599211954
Format Book : PDF, Epub, DOCx, TXT
Number of Pages : 352 pages
Age + : 15 years
Language : English
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